10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
It's Free To Fold...
The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Why not, when some because there are three.