10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson