10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack