10 Random Poker Quotes

"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Those eggs smell delicious!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Fold and live to fold again