10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?