10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- It's Free To Fold...
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.