10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers