10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.