10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it