10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.