10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks