10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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