10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss