10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim