10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves