10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth