10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek