10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.