10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson