10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have