10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm