10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."