10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!