10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is