10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"