10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth