10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for loners.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier