10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)