10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha