10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom