10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright