10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.