10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo