10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fold and live to fold again