10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Why not, when some because there are three.
You have to piss with the dick you have
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)