10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- It's Free To Fold...
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.