10 Random Poker Quotes

Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?