10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed