10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "No river, no fish."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.