10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.