10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.