10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth