10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.