10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach