10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes