10 Random Poker Quotes

Fish don't eat Nutz!
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear