10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.