10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22