10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss