10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.